Alpha Complex - Catch-All for Private Conversations with Money

[murimurimuri]

[Mo' Money, mo problems]

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[murimurimuri]

Maybe you can go make friends with that Himemiya girl. She gives me the creeps, but she's got a way with monkeys. I'm sure you'd be happy.

[Pulls a quarter out of his pocket.]

[murimurimuri]

[MAYBE I JUST W—shiny

reaching out for shiny

gimme]

[murimurimuri]

[Makes the quarter vanish.]

I wish the best of luck to you in your new life.

[murimurimuri]

[Money flails his paws with anger!! Where'd it go what'd you do with it YOU MONSTER]

[murimurimuri]

[Reappears the quarter in his other hand and starts flicking it up and catching it.]

I'll miss you, little guy. I really will.

[murimurimuri]

Ooooh?

[Coming a little closer...]

[murimurimuri]

Go on! Before I start to cry!

[Flip flip flip flip flip flip.]

[murimurimuri]

[Scrambles up onto his head to catch that coin out of the air.]

[murimurimuri]

Welcome back.

So! Let's decide who to make friends with, shall we?

[murimurimuri]

Ooh-ooooh.

[Bites the coin.]

[murimurimuri]

Horace? I'm already friends with Horace, more or less. I mean, obviously I'll kill him if he's lying. But for now he's useful to have around.

How about Yomiel? He's into cats and computers, so he'd probably be excited to make a real friend.

[murimurimuri]

Ooooh.

[Squirrels away the coin and taps Simon's shoulder for more.]

[murimurimuri]

[Passes up a penny.]

Robin seems like a good 'in' to Kimbley's clique. You are going to have to apologize about messing with his braces. Make it look good and there's a brand new nickel in it for you.

[murimurimuri]

Eee eee eeee!

[FUCK YEAH NICKELS!!]

[murimurimuri]

We'll start in the morning, then. Provided we live to see morning.