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Simon Keyes ([personal profile] murimurimuri) wrote2015-02-28 05:38 pm
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CRY BADGER: Team Zoolander Private Post

[And now, in Matt Engarde and Apparently-Also-Matt-Engarde's room, hairstyles are being evilly rearranged.]
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[personal profile] damnjuanhessohotrightnow 2015-02-28 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
[And out comes the brandy(?).]

Well well. I didn't realize there were places uglier than prison, but here we are.
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[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-02-28 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
I know. And I have to say, it's really upsetting me.
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[personal profile] damnjuanhessohotrightnow 2015-02-28 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Tips a doll over so it's not looking at him. You know, just in case there's a camera in it or something.]

I knew at least one person who lacked taste this badly. Although he was more into teddy bears...
murimurimuri: (no Mr. Bond I expect you to die)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-02-28 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Nobody wants to hear about that guy you had killed again, Matt.]

Speaking of people we know, my old lawyer is here.
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[personal profile] damnjuanhessohotrightnow 2015-02-28 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, mine too. The one in the blue suit. He threw my case on purpose, can you believe that?
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[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-02-28 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
(Knowing you, yes.)

Mine is acting strange, like he forgot some things. To tell you the truth, it's kinda freaking me out.
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[personal profile] damnjuanhessohotrightnow 2015-02-28 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
Something's definitely going on. Did you see that red-headed woman? She was in prison for awhile, and was executed before you got locked up.
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[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-02-28 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't that just imply it's not the same woman? Maybe she has a sister or something.
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[personal profile] damnjuanhessohotrightnow 2015-02-28 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying, I'm no traitorous lawyer, but I keep finding evidence that something unreal is going on here. And there's that Blackquill kid, now he looks like an old man.
murimurimuri: (RUN RUN OR YOU'LL BE WELL DONE)

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-02-28 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
No kidding! Prison has not been kind to him.
damnjuanhessohotrightnow: (13)

Let's have another thread dedicated to freaking out about Shelly

[personal profile] damnjuanhessohotrightnow 2015-03-01 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
D-Dammit... I'm pulled out of prison and in less than a minute, he shows up..!
murimurimuri: (hear no evil (clown))

[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-03-01 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
W-we have to stay calm! You've noticed everybody is interconnected, right? So we can't be the only enemies he has here!
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[personal profile] damnjuanhessohotrightnow 2015-03-01 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe, but I really pissed him off...
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[personal profile] murimurimuri 2015-03-01 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
He's trying not to draw too much attention to himself. We need to get rid of him before he stops playing so conservatively.

[pacing]

...But not via the badger. I don't trust it, and it'll be a dead giveaway who called in the hit.
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